It loses some of its poetry in translation, alas.
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This is the translation they forced me to memorize at gunpoint at Liberal Arts University of Woke:
corleone_massacred_boy.jpg
Can any Germans confirm?
"Allein, um den Westen zu zerstören, so müssen wir, als Kommunisten, dafür Sorge tragen, dass alle Spiele, die da als nicht physische vorliegen, einen Protagonisten von weiblichem Geschlecht beinhalten. Dabei sind lesbische Protagonisten zu bevorzugen. Dies dient als Vorbereitung für den Völkermord an echt männlichen Spielern."
- Karl Marx
One has to forgive his slight transphobia, he was a child of his time.
"Allein, um den Westen zu zerstören, so müssen wir, als Kommunist:innen, dafür Sorge tragen, dass alle Spiele, die da als nicht physische vorliegen, eine:n Protagonist:in von weiblichem Geschlecht beinhalten. Dabei sind lesbische Protagonierende zu bevorzugen. Dies dient als Vorbereitung für den Völkermord an echt männlichen Spieler:innen."
Fixierte es für dich
Everything on the internet is true
- Abraham Lincoln
He never fucking said that. It was mark twain.
I never fucking said that. It was Mark Twain.
- Abraham Lincoln
You're both wrong. It was Oscar Wilde.
I was going to make a joke about it actually being lord byron, but then his daughter did say some pretty prescient shit on computer science.
"Communism is when there's an all-female Ghostbusters reboot" - Carl Marks
I thought that was feminism?
No, feminism is when workers are in control of the means of production
You mean the memes of reproduction?
Either that or I meme the means of production, we'll never know
my copy of das kapital says bisexual women
You got a misprint
i'll not stand for this bi erasure my legs are tired
I'll grab you some crutches
The distinguishing feature of Communism is not the abolition of property generally, but the abolition of all the cool stuff American men enjoy, like beer, hot chicks, football, comedy that's actually funny, guns, and Harleys.
-- The Communist Manifesto, Chapter 2
If your plan is to kill me by excessive exposure to well endowed lesbian female protagonists, you can expect me to endure to the maximum of what is physically possible from the human mind, and then some.
Tits are now woke guys. It was only a matter of time
Glad to know that playing Super Lesbian Animal RPG is praxis.
It exists! That's the actual name of the game! I am.. uhm.. what's the opposite of 'terribly disappointed'??
graciously surprised?
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As a Marxist I uncritically believe everything with this guys face on it
Guess who explicitly said he wasn't a Marxist?
Karl Marx
Being a Marxist means dealing with actual material conditions, and recentering the human subject, thoughts and experiences, within a material analysis. The materialism that came before, and persists to this day is a kind of analysis that divides everything into categories, hides systematic relations, and hides the human spirit from scientific progress. Marx identified these problems in Theses of Feuerbach in 1844, and spent the rest of his life developing solutions, which went on to found whole social scientific disciplines, and inspire revolutionary change.
Marxism is a revolutionary worldview which centers the human experience as objective. If you think you're a free thinker, but hasn't studied Marx in an intentional and practical way, then you're not. You are defaulting ideological methods that affirm the ruling ideology.
The reason I'm a Marxist is because I want to help get people from that default stage to the next stage, which is Marxism. After that, then maybe we can surpass Marx, and in some ways many Marxists have. But its very difficult to achieve without Marx. In fact someone with less education would probably be more suited to move bast dualist rationalism than virtually any academic. But within Marxism ideas don't matter until they are put into practice in order to prove themselves in the real world, not just old books. The philosophers have only interpreted the world, the point is to change it
Fine fuck I'll go read Karl Marx, you got me.
10/10 full Marx.
Engels was the OG wokester
I fucking knew it
Is it still a genocide if you turn them all into trans girl gamer lesbians? I would like to sign up for that future.
I love lemmyshitpost because people feel comfortable expressing their id here.
I know it's fake because Marx had a deeply eurocentric world view. He thought the revolution must start in the most "progressive" part of the world which for him was the west
The best thing about that is that "the west" is such a nonsensical designation for a location on a globe.
Kind of, but his later works indicate he had developed a slightly more nuanced view than the thought experiments and basically meme understanding of non-european cultures that his earlier works inherit from Smith and others.
I hope the Indians whom he told to abolish their culture can appreciate that
What work was that?
The Future Results of British Rule in India, 1853
England has to fulfill a double mission in India: one destructive, the other regenerating the annihilation of old Asiatic society, and the laying the material foundations of Western society in Asia.
https://marxists.architexturez.net/archive/marx/works/1853/07/22.htm
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