Burninator05

Are you a transplant here or something? Those answers are all clearly side-by-side Liberty toes. Real Americans are born with that knowledge.

I used to mow starting no later than 830. I did it because that the only way to get done before it gets stupid hot.

Now I pay someone to do it and they typically do it Sunday afternoons.

I get extra man points by shaving with one!

Which is a little surprising. If he walked his assistants would have more time to place his ball where he meant to hit it instead of where he did.