GalacticGrapefruit

joined 1 year ago
[–] GalacticGrapefruit@lemmy.world 24 points 6 days ago (5 children)

The prank answers! I miss the prank answers!

"Grapefruit's Mortuary, you stab 'em, we slab 'em. Some go to heaven, some go to hello?"

[–] GalacticGrapefruit@lemmy.world 21 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (17 children)

Forgive me for asking, but... how?? The LD50 for cannabis is 980 mg/kg. For an adult weighing 180 lbs / 81 kgs, that would require nearly 79.38g of straight THC to the veins.

I mean, that's the LD50 for THC. But for it to actually change your blood acidity, you must have had to take an insane amount. Was it an industrial exposure?

Oh, no, not him too. 🙄

As a fellow American? We should take more cues from the French.

[–] GalacticGrapefruit@lemmy.world 36 points 1 week ago (7 children)

The US is not winning the war in Iran.

A racket as in racketeering. I'm inclined to agree, it's just an old-timey way to say, "Fuck these fascist grifters and their pyramid scheme."

I fucking love bees!

[–] GalacticGrapefruit@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Here, watch me disprove the Pokémon Card theorem.

Kids on the playground begin to treat Pokémon cards as currency, swapping them for toys the other kids own or tasks other kids might need. One girl starts selling bracelets, using Pokémon cards as currency. She has a lot of Pokémon cards, because she earned them. One boy sees this as unfair. His father is extremely rich, so he begs his dad to buy him more Pokémon cards, so he can 'compete' with the girl who earned hers. He buys him so many Pokémon cards that all he can do is flaunt his wealth.

Pokémon cards lose all meaning on the playground because the rich boy has so many that no one can have more. He stops spending Pokémon cards on things like homework swaps or bracelets or cool drawings or cootie-catcher fortune telling, because he already bought all the things he wants. The playground economy collapses because the rich boy won capitalism with daddy's money.

[–] GalacticGrapefruit@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Congrats, girl! Also, I sleep in a hammock too. ✌️

[–] GalacticGrapefruit@lemmy.world 16 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Long live the Canadian anime catgirl!

[–] GalacticGrapefruit@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Bruh. Debate us like a real human. Quit hiding behind the plagiarism machine.

[–] GalacticGrapefruit@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

sibling, those are scorpions on her abs.

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