Machinist

joined 2 years ago
[–] Machinist@lemmy.world 16 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Dated a girl with a BMW and the turn signal was real fucky. Didn't click right, had no feel. You had to look at the dash to even see if it was on.

German engineering can suck my fucking balls.

[–] Machinist@lemmy.world 7 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Oh, you're that very special person. Just watching people pass you on the right like a moderately stoned bovine.

[–] Machinist@lemmy.world 3 points 18 hours ago

Accurate.

Black friends start calling you 'nigga' with the a, you're cool. If it's done in front of others, it's usually a message to other black folks. Also, cracker in a joking or affectionate way.

However, my lily white cracker ass might get beat if I dared use the N word. I'm too white in my mannerisms and accent. I can totally use cracker.