MeatPilot

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[–] MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Sometimes I get water on my belly when it splashes out of the sink. Water hitting a big spoon incorrectly and doing that water fountain shit onto you. That will cause me to invoke demons with the obscenities I expel.

[–] MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works 66 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (3 children)

This is a more accurate representation of a depressed woman.

[–] MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works 9 points 6 days ago (3 children)

That's truly something I do not wish to verify. So we'll all have agree it exists without doing research. Deal?

[–] MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 week ago (4 children)

You want keyboard mold!

[–] MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago

Won't regret it, had one for 10 years changed the black twice. Also the powder doesn't have a shelf life like liquid ink, so I bought the two drums when I first got it.

[–] MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works 40 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (6 children)

Great movie btw. But this just gave me the perfect idea for an ad blocker, that would replace all the ads with these type of signs.

Someone smarter than, get on it!

[–] MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Would be creepy if he was 40 and just doing all this to groom her when she turns 18.

[–] MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 week ago

Let's tell them if they don't swallow it's not gay.

[–] MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works 20 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

There we go MUCH better.

[–] MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 weeks ago

How I feel when I get home from work and slap one on.

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submitted 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) by MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works to c/onehundredninetysix@lemmy.blahaj.zone
 
 

cross-posted from: https://sh.itjust.works/post/49497778

This week’s psychohistorical analysis has just dropped. The Machine remains deeply concerned.

 
 
 
 

cross-posted from: https://sh.itjust.works/post/48917334

This artwork by Norm Saunders was created for the 1962 Mars Attacks trading card series from Topps. Based on sketches by Wally Wood and Bob Powell, Saunders painted the final image in oil for Card #17, “Beast And The Beauty”.

An earlier version featured a man in bed, but the published card replaced him with a woman, a common pulp convention of the time to heighten drama and appeal. The series, conceived by Len Brown and Woody Gelman, became infamous for its lurid sci-fi violence and was briefly pulled from stores before gaining cult status.

1962 Mars Attacks series cards

 

cross-posted from: https://sh.itjust.works/post/48877355

There's a joke here for the observant.

Cover Artist Virgil Finlay

From Fantastic Universe Science Fiction June 1957

Contents

  • "World in the Balance" novelette by Harry Harrison
  • "Holiday" novelette by Marcia Kamien
  • "Ape's Eye View" short story by Robert F. Young
  • "Day of Reckoning" short story by Morton Klass
  • "Commuter's Problem" short story by Harlan Ellison
  • "First Landing" short story by Roger Dee
  • "Terror Over Hollywood" novelette by Robert Bloch
  • "God of the Mist" short story by Evelyn Goldstein
  • "Versus" short story by Edward D. Hoch
  • "Snakes Alive" short story by Henry D. Billings
  • "Rock and Roll on Pluto" short story by Hans Stefan Santesson [as by Stephen Bond]
  • "My Martian Cousin" short story by Mark Reinsberg

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