Stamets

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[–] Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Wait did he seriously fucking do that? I took a nap and then was on a Trek stream. I seriously miss that in that time frame?

[–] Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 days ago

Meant more like a Locktober one but good point. I ain't fucking anyone wearing one of those

[–] Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Wonder if there are any chastity hats like that

[–] Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 2 days ago (8 children)

Command not recognized. Install the "Self Worth Module" and try again

[–] Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 days ago

Yeah it's Canadian. I can see the moose. Newfie ability.

[–] Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 2 days ago (12 children)

Yes.... I am a bot.... Beep boop

[–] Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 2 days ago

And yet? Still better than green fascist paper ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[–] Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com 22 points 2 days ago (9 children)

Better than green fascist paper ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[–] Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com 69 points 2 days ago (11 children)

It doesn’t end with their herd, either. They can be highly responsive to their owners. You start showing any signs of tension, they will put themselves between you and whatever is bothering you.

Well I can't get one because the fucker would try to wedge itself between my brain and the bottom of my skull

[–] Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You're not wrong

[–] Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 2 days ago (3 children)
[–] Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 3 days ago

That made me laugh way harder than I ever expected

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