People who get stirred to rage by someone momentarily impressed by mild and inconsequential pettiness: "This is some kind of social media conspiracy."
Wren
joined 1 month ago
Reminds me of the time I accidentally blocked someone behind me in the grocery store. Before I could say anthing, she shouted "Some people say excuse me!"
So I looked all confused and did sign language saying I couldn't hear. I will never feel bad about it because I'm trash and divider woman can join my trash villain team.
Where's your shrimp?
She's on her tank.
Don't you mean in her tank?
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Only the older models. The new ones have those big, sexy cow lips and are frankly out of my league.
I would not fuck a chevy hhr. A subaru justy on the other hand...
Even the most inexperienced cooks should at least have a gar licker and a spice weasel.
The dog is a turtle.
Time to come destroy the white house again — oh wait. They just did it themselves.
It's okay! We still have most of the uranium and our reactors make plutonium as a by-product. We don't need to stock nuclear cakes when the pantry is overflowing and the oven is pre-heated.
Oh my god I want one.
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