Wren

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[–] Wren@lemmy.today 1 points 4 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Okay, so, I've heard this before, which leads me to ask this completely earnest question out of genuine scientific curiosity, but have you ever sucked a dick that wasn't your own?

Because I can't imagine someone with no inclination would like it very much. Ergonomically and logististically — it's a bitch, and harder to jive with sans any experience in the field. On the other hand someone who enjoys sucking dick on the regular might get more out of the activity.

[–] Wren@lemmy.today 4 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Yep. Especially since some indigenous communities historically didn't consider lineage that big of a deal, adopting friends and foreigners under the same umbrella as their kids.

The short story Quantum by Nick Medina is a visceral, disturbing take on it.

[–] Wren@lemmy.today 40 points 6 days ago

My friend felted the dog fur into a sweater for her hairless cat. Felters truly are the trash goblins of the art world.

[–] Wren@lemmy.today 3 points 1 week ago

Every. Time.

Make it 25 and a brooding were-spider pharmacist into shibari.

[–] Wren@lemmy.today 4 points 1 week ago

The hat man is my emergency contact.

[–] Wren@lemmy.today 9 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Oh damn are you a real doctor? ARE YOU THE DOCTOR FROM THE MEME? How much ambien are you allowed to perscribe?

[–] Wren@lemmy.today 46 points 1 week ago (7 children)

For an extra ten bucks I want him to wear a she/her trans pin and eyeliner. I need a new scandal to distract them from the smoke bomb kerfuffle.

[–] Wren@lemmy.today 5 points 1 week ago

https://search.worldcat.org/ to search library inventory and have books brought to your city/area.

https://lithub.com/category/fictionandpoetry/ for reviews on good, new reads.

[–] Wren@lemmy.today 80 points 1 week ago (10 children)

My cousin got a vasectomy. I'm basted and ready to be stuffed.

[–] Wren@lemmy.today 5 points 1 week ago

The liver. Gets high as fuck without dying (much,) can Terminator 2 regenerate itself — like if you gave someone half your liver (in their body) you'd both end up with whole livers, and it's the most delicious of the organs.

[–] Wren@lemmy.today 25 points 1 week ago

I, too, have lost myself in the changing currents of the scrotal expanse.

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