I've ... ah ... spent significantly more than $5 on a bookmark before.

Yeah, this is competing with Juicero for sheer pointlessness.

Or people will do what I'm doing: go back in time to when stuff was guaranteed not to be slop. There's thousands of years of literature from thousands of cultures to explore. I don't have to watch the latest shit Hollywood shoves at me.

The word "star" is doing a lot of heavy lifting in that headline.

You have committed the grave error of credibility by getting the most obvious and trivially checked facts of something (a name) wrong.

I think you'll find the "reeducation camp" is called a "school" in common English. If you want to go for the melodramatic name, however, no skin off my nose.

Who the Hell is Xi Xinping?