beemikeoak

joined 5 months ago
[–] beemikeoak@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 6 days ago

When the time is right, you squirt some acid on the blade. Any acid... Citric and acetic are pretty easy and they hurt like a beach on a small cut.

[–] beemikeoak@lemmynsfw.com 6 points 6 days ago

LOL that fuck has like 10 years to live at most.

[–] beemikeoak@lemmynsfw.com 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

From humans. They could have used rats or fish. But nah, make it weird.

[–] beemikeoak@lemmynsfw.com 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

They could just say "brains" and leave out where they came from. But nah! Gotta make it creepy.

[–] beemikeoak@lemmynsfw.com 4 points 2 weeks ago

To safely put it out just pee on it.

[–] beemikeoak@lemmynsfw.com 4 points 2 weeks ago

Ready to pump this beatch?

[–] beemikeoak@lemmynsfw.com -3 points 2 weeks ago

I'd like some bit coin to make millions please!

Sure! I can make a bit coin for you! .

[–] beemikeoak@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 2 weeks ago

Oh this is a selling feature! I got loads of cad that could use a backup rev system.

[–] beemikeoak@lemmynsfw.com 4 points 2 weeks ago

Plan, help farmers by removing their cheap labor and making it difficult for people to buy their produce but practically removing it from the shelf.

Step two add tariffs so that the price of the same imported produce can go higher to compete with us prices on a produce that is rotting on the field.

Step three drop the tariffs so that prices plummet and us farmers cannot ever match the desperately low prices. This is where we are.

[–] beemikeoak@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 3 weeks ago

He plays an mp3 that reminds him of the good times.

He plays a YouTube that reminds him of the bad times.

[–] beemikeoak@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 3 weeks ago

Help!

Help!

I've fallen and I....I.....

Rebooting.....

Help!...

[–] beemikeoak@lemmynsfw.com -1 points 4 weeks ago

Hands you a bloody 2X4...not anymore!

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