gigastasio

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Carmina Burana in c/funny@sh.itjust.works
[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 2 points 15 hours ago

“O Fortuna” Geesh, even the title doesn’t make sense. Everyone knows it’s ‘T’ for tuna. 🧐

Very high resolution indeed in c/funny@sh.itjust.works
[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 9 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

M. R. Ducks.

It's the Lord's problem now. in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 day ago

This is absolutely real. I just ordered a dozen.

it's free psst in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 57 points 1 day ago (1 children)

In a truly free society, we would be having widely-publicized contests where whoever shoots the most of these wins.

romantism is not dead in c/funny@sh.itjust.works
[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Ya don’t fucking say.

romantism is not dead in c/funny@sh.itjust.works
[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 73 points 1 day ago (8 children)

What the fuck is an “a::s”

havent posted much, so here u rule [OC, no ai] in c/onehundredninetysix@lemmy.blahaj.zone
[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 days ago (2 children)

What about…um, y- you know…the other things?

Drunk raccoon found passed out in liquor store bathroom in c/funny@sh.itjust.works
School of hard knocks in c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world
[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 20 points 3 days ago (2 children)

It ain’t just guys. Let me tell you the story of my ex…

Anyone else fotklift certified? in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
Lemmy users who say that Lemmy users are smarter than Reddit users in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 278 points 4 days ago (38 children)

I don’t feel smug because I left Reddit. I feel sad that it turned into a vapid, sterile mockery of itself and I stopped having fun there. I like fun places. And I lost one.

That's the funniest thing about this, the techbros think people will care to bring them to life in the future. in c/whitepeopletwitter@sh.itjust.works
[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 21 points 5 days ago (5 children)

I was thinking upload them into a twink femboy fuck doll but your idea is good too.

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I’ll just be over here… (sh.itjust.works)
 
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Effective immediately I will be stepping down as CEO of your mom. (sh.itjust.works)
 

As you all know, I’ve been the head of your mom for the better part of eleven years. I believe that I’ve successfully turned your mom around from a struggling startup to a powerful player in the game, and I believe your mom’s shareholders would agree.

Recent events have led me to conclude that it’s best for me to hand over your mom to someone new. Someone younger, with vision, who will lead your mom to ever greater heights. Make no mistake, though, I will miss your mom dearly.

On Monday your mom’s board will convene to vote on a new CEO, and whoever that may be, they will have my full support and I am sure that your mom will continue to thrive under them.

I’d to finally thank your mom and all of your mom’s leadership for their hard work over the years and their words of support during this transition.

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Actual footage of real life events (sh.itjust.works)
 
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Now you too can spend the day wondering… (lemmy.ml)
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