resipsaloquitur

joined 2 months ago
[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 15 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

I’VE ALREADY GIVEN FOUR OBLASTS TO PUTIN. YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE HOW PRODUCTIVE I’VE BEEN. NOT LIKE SLEEPY JOE!

Snnnnnoooooorrreeee

[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 28 points 8 hours ago (3 children)
[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 7 points 9 hours ago

Insider trading. Trump trashes Intel CEO — shares fall. Insiders buy shares. Trump "makes up" with Intel CEO — shares rise. Insiders sell shares.

Delicious shoe polish, sir!