slothrop

joined 2 years ago
[–] slothrop@lemmy.ca 2 points 4 hours ago

There's a placebo available that cures it, apparently.

[–] slothrop@lemmy.ca 1 points 18 hours ago

It's not a number, it's an eggplant.

[–] slothrop@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Is that a weapon in your underpants...?

[–] slothrop@lemmy.ca 9 points 3 days ago

Because no saggy paints are allowed!

 
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[–] slothrop@lemmy.ca 34 points 3 days ago (7 children)

Plus the toilet tank takes 6 minutes to refill.
But you flush again after 2 minutes...doh!

[–] slothrop@lemmy.ca 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Oftentimes, many things may resemble a vagina.
Hark! An avocado!

 
 

And the reason I was ID’d as a dangerous car thief was a simple data error made 2,000 miles away in California, creating an edge case within an edge case that Flock’s AI camera network was unable to handle

 
 
[–] slothrop@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 week ago

especially bald kittens.

[–] slothrop@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)
 
[–] slothrop@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 week ago

Pedodent Blinkin

[–] slothrop@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 week ago

wRoNg ReSeArCh!!!

[–] slothrop@lemmy.ca 42 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Hand cranked and twisted.

[–] slothrop@lemmy.ca -1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

lol, upvoted bc you were at -1 for your basic logic, proving lemmy is becoming reddit redux.

qed

 
 
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