tekeous

joined 2 years ago
[–] tekeous@beehaw.org 38 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Instructions unclear I’ve been fingered for six days straight nonstop and my anus hurts send help

 
[–] tekeous@beehaw.org 11 points 2 days ago

Those coyotes didn’t expect to meet the Good Boi of DeKalb, Woofer of Woe, the Hound Who Watches the Herd. Legends says no coyote can kill him and he can lift three sheep in his mouth

[–] tekeous@beehaw.org 2 points 2 days ago

It’s rated for Gluck Gluck 3000 watt

[–] tekeous@beehaw.org 2 points 3 days ago

LinusTechTips wants to know your location

 
 
 
[–] tekeous@beehaw.org 5 points 6 days ago

Dr Horrible’s Sing-Along Blog is goated

[–] tekeous@beehaw.org 3 points 1 week ago

This is delightfully evil

[–] tekeous@beehaw.org 37 points 1 week ago

Dude is a GTA V side character for real

[–] tekeous@beehaw.org 24 points 1 week ago

That’s hot tho

 
[–] tekeous@beehaw.org 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

One day he was locked out of the house and forgot his keys and in his frustration kicked the door but not so hard as to cause damage, and inexplicably the lock bumped open

[–] tekeous@beehaw.org 3 points 1 week ago (3 children)

what kind of hood rat nickname is key bump jones