Post could also be titled "Oh, Smurfette™, baby, come to Papa . . ."
Of course, Papa Smurf must've shaved off his beard, tossed the goofy red hat, and put on some Just for Men hair coloring . . .
Or they could be merfolk, and all this is really happening underwater—who can say for certain?
Or even—how bout this: Andorians with really great tans who both used Just for Men hair coloring and had their horns surgically removed?
If I stare at this long enough, I kind of think that Ms. Blue Ladyperson, whether Andorian, mermaid, or Smurf, might actually be strangling the guy and saying something like "Give me back my bra, goddammit! It's fucking freezing in the garden of earthly delights this time of year!"
Holy shit! That's their actual cover! Unbelievable. Unfortunately, I'm fairly certain it isn't meant as a compliment.