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[–] fmstrat@lemmy.nowsci.com 3 points 1 day ago
[–] Bucky 1 points 1 day ago

test comment

[–] rtxn@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)
[–] PodPerson@lemmy.zip 0 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] ur_ONLEY_freind@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I would love to have yes man as my personal assistant

[–] rtxn@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Yes Man would never refuse to help you commit tax fraud.

[–] Korne127@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

When using ChatGPT, I was so annoyed from it constantly saying "Great question", "you're absolutely right", "That's a great idea" and similar things, acting like everything I say was so smart until I confronted it and told it to stop (see the image, although it's in German):

It then saved this memory:

Since then I didn't have such issues anymore.

[–] Brujones@lemmy.world 0 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I did the same thing. I also asked it to stop coming off as so certain about things after I discovered how wrong it is on some topics. It now presents confidence levels, but who knows if that's accurate. At least it reminds me to verify.

[–] saltesc@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I have the confidence level turned down too but lately it doubles down on itself.

The usual conversation....

VI: "You could do this."
Me: "That won't work because XYZ."
VI: "No, you can definitely do that. XYZ has nothing to do with it."
Me: pastes it's own suggestion in.
VI: "Almost, but that won't work because of XYZ."

It's most notorious one is adding an s to Table.AddColumn() then proceeding to make a full snippet around this newly made up function. This specific example is so regular it's become a joke at work for giving someone an unhelp response,

"What do you want to do for lunch today?"

"Have you tried table add columns?"

[–] randomblock1@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

And when GPT-5 stops doing this, all of a sudden it's a bug and they want 4o back.

[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You’re absolutely right!

[–] squirrel@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 2 days ago

You’re absolutely right!

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 0 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

GPT 5 was not liked because it didn't do that.

[–] DeceasedPassenger@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

You're absolutely right!

[–] killeronthecorner@lemmy.world 0 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Patch notes:

  • Removed "You're absolutely right!"
  • Added "Would you kindly ..."
[–] dbx12@programming.dev 1 points 1 day ago

grabs golf club