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[–] zaphod@sopuli.xyz 35 points 7 hours ago (4 children)

Twinks are feminine, so fucking a twink is also feminine and that's gay. The manliest thing you can do is fuck the manliest guy you can find.

[–] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 12 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago) (3 children)

Coincidentally, that is also what you should do on your first day in prison. Or so they told me, I dunno

EDIT: Wait... was it beat OFF the manliest guy or beat UP? Hmmm... doesn't matter. Everybody liked me after anyway.

[–] BonkTheAnnoyed@lemmy.blahaj.zone -5 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

Rape jokes (incarcerated or free it's the same) getting upvoted... what a weird timeline.

[–] humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 10 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Where’s the rape joke? I understand that most jokes involving prison and sex are rape jokes, but that one doesn’t seem to be. The writer gave handjobs, and everybody liked him after. Sounds like a fun, consensual time.

[–] BonkTheAnnoyed@lemmy.blahaj.zone -1 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

Do you really want me to spell it out? Okay.

Prison rape is never funny. It's traumatic, violent, and life destroying.

Giving hand jobs to potential rapists in order to appease them in advance is neither consentual nor funny.

Sea-lioning replies justifying rape will be blocked.

Edit: @SethTaylor@lemmy.world I am so sorry this happened to you. I also understand dark humor can be a helpful relief. I hope you get the support you need.