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[–] kadu@scribe.disroot.org 91 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (19 children)

I have a visceral "AI" sensor that triggers when I see these:

"Rust Implementation (v2)"

"Performance Benchmarks (Validated)"

Human beings don't self-validate explicitly like that. AI loves doing it.

You generate code, there's a bug, you ask for a fix, your AI of choice will always output with:

*** Fix build issue ***

*** End fix ***

and then call it "Version 2 (Validated)".

Sometimes it's more subtle, but you can feel it, it loves adding "confirmed", "working", "validated".

[–] FishFace@piefed.social 57 points 1 week ago (8 children)

My sensor is much simpler. If I see emoji in headings or bulleted lists, I assume it's shit. It might be AI slop, or it might just be kids getting overexcited with the little pictures, but both deserve suspicion and scrutiny.

If a bunch of the emoji don't even make sense it can get in the bin.

[–] eskuero@lemmy.fromshado.ws 38 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This comment is so true 🚀🚀🚀

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