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[–] LucidNightmare@anarchist.nexus 57 points 4 hours ago (9 children)

Reminds me on how they had a single person (I think?) doing Batman’s cape for the Arkham games. That was their position, the person who makes the cape seem like a real piece of cloth.

I still think about how good the cape looked when flowing or in movement. They did an amazing job either way!

[–] CluckN@lemmy.world 28 points 3 hours ago (8 children)

For Assassins Creed Black Flag they had an entire team of like 14 people just making sure the ocean looked pretty.

[–] LucidNightmare@anarchist.nexus 5 points 2 hours ago (2 children)

That game was the best pirate game that nobody asked for, and it was a freaking Assassin’s Creed game! xD

[–] SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Only Assassin's Creed game I ever played. The worst part was the parts where you're in the present day and had to do some boring computer shit for some reason? During the whole time in those parts I was just angry and thinking "just let me be a pirate again FFS!"

[–] LucidNightmare@anarchist.nexus 1 points 32 minutes ago

Yes, oh my god at the times they would bring you out of the Animus for some shitty present day story that wasn’t nearly as interesting as the in Animus story!

[–] rtxn@lemmy.world 4 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

All they had to do was remove all the bits that made it an Assassin's Creed game and it would've been perfect. But they did Skull & Bones instead. It's like they hate easy money.

[–] LucidNightmare@anarchist.nexus 2 points 2 hours ago

Seriously! I think that’s true about most companies these days. They literally go the worst route possible 90% of the time.

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