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[–] LadyMeow@lemmy.blahaj.zone 85 points 1 day ago (18 children)

Well that explains why I’m on version

0.0.7899999999998765

[–] username_1@programming.dev 51 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (16 children)

7899999999998765

Even if a developer would make a commit every second, it would take 250 million years to reach version 0.0.7899999999998765

[–] mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 day ago (7 children)

that's with the assumption that the smallest increment was used every time

I sometimes increment things by adding the next decimal place

note: I am not a developer, just a dude making tools at work. but I somehow always end up incrementing something now and then from 1.21 to 1.211 because I wanted to avoid the "1.21 new actually newest" situation and bumping to 1.22 didn't make sense. it's like temporary versioning for me, WIP files

[–] username_1@programming.dev 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

1.21 to 1.211

So +190 increment is totally ok for you, but +1 sometimes "didn’t make sense". IT DOESN"T MAKE ANY SENSE! Oh, and you can use letters. 1.21 -> 1.21a looks MUCH more explanatory for your purposes than "+1 is too harsh increase, so I'll increase on 190!"

[–] mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 day ago

so I actually use various different systems depending on my mood that day.

maybe I add a dash, maybe I use another decimal, maybe I use alpha characters.

none of it matters because they're wiped out a few hours later

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