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Just cook the chicken at 600C for 10min (media.piefed.social)

submitted 6 months ago by Ek-Hou-Van-Braai@piefed.social to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] floofloof@lemmy.ca 57 points 6 months ago (7 children)

And the wedding date is tomorrow.

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 47 points 6 months ago (6 children)

All the 500 guests have already agreed to come.

[–] floofloof@lemmy.ca 31 points 6 months ago (4 children)

And you are expected to estimate how long the work will take, but you're only allowed to say that it will done by tomorrow.

[–] jtrek@startrek.website 16 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I think a lot about how one time we spent s few hours estimating how long a project would take. Management came back and said no, that's too long, we'd need to finish in a month.

Well if that's how long it has to take why not lead with that?

Bunch of idiot empty husks doing cargo-cult "agile"

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