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Ouch… 18/20
Edit: They forgot the mandatory clicking of the tongs after picking them up.
That's because that's an everyone thing, not just dads. I have done this since I was old enough to hold them.
Of course. Makes the food taste better.
(I do that with the table marker things at Chick-Fil-A too…)