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tech never works for long (lemmy.blahaj.zone)

submitted 3 days ago by not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] Custard@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago (4 children)

Smart TV is the only one I've really managed to avoid. Every TV is smart at this point

[–] Impractical_Island@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

Every screen is watching you jack off to demon futa porn in this day and age. Well, at least they watch me watch that. They don't eveb need cameras; they can see through the pixels, dude.

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