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this post was submitted on 18 May 2026
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Hmm, who is the disabled crewmember the greentext is referring to in TNG?
Captain Picard was bald
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yes, something like that
Didn't let that stop him getting that space tang like Kirk tho
No goofier haircut than cutting them all down to the skin