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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon ruins christmas (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 weeks ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] IAMgROOT@lemmy.wtf 25 points 2 weeks ago (9 children)

he must be frightened to think about cocoa trees!

or genetically modifying trees to grow whatever you want!!!!! 😱😱😱😱

[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Still waiting on my sausage tree

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