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[–] Metostopholes@midwest.social 28 points 1 week ago (6 children)

A while back I thought of a (much less clever) joke that only works in text:

Do you know how hard it is to get an authentic French baguette around here?

It's a real pain!

[–] postman@literature.cafe 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Change it to "A real pain" without the "it's"?

[–] PrimeErective@startrek.website 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Isn't it because it's pronounced "pan"?

[–] postman@literature.cafe 1 points 6 days ago

Not because of the pronunciation, because of the grammar. For the pun to work, it has to be read both ways.

So, how hard is it to find a French baguette? "A real pain," i.e. a drag, indicating difficulty. Or else, "A real pain," i.e. emphasising the genuine nature of the bread we want -- this interpretation fails if preceded by "It's".

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