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[โ€“] flop_leash_973@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Complicated way of saying:

"since I don't masterbate as much I want to fuck her more."

That would have made for a more punchy LinkedIn headline as well.

[โ€“] No1@aussie.zone 1 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

That makes me feel bad for both of them lol