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This radical leftist would love to do some duck hunting. I’m pretty good at clays and getting a meal at the end would be even better
I like shooting clays but I must admit I’m too much of a hippie to shoot a wild duck. I think I’d be sad for months. Unless it was survival of course
You mean like if you were attacked by a vicious flock of wild ducks and had to defend yourself?
I don't think your skeet shooting experience will be of much use in such a close combat with multiple moving targets situation 🤔
Survival as in "I have no food and need to eat something or die" I would assume.
I didn't see any expression of clay shooting giving him the tools for combat, just a sentiment that casually killing without urgent need would weigh on him.
lol yes that was the exact scenario I was thinking of
i mean maybe not ducks but geese or turkeys. those fuckers are vicious.
Or jellyfish. Those fuckers are viscous.
points towards the nearest shore 🤷
There.. There are jelly fish in my lake?
Is it salty?
It's not a lake of my tears! Wait, are there jelly fish in my tears‽
Why else would you be crying?
... cause they sting my eyes! It all makes sense now. Thank you Doctor
Idunno, maybe 🤷
Unfortunately not near me :(
E: or fortunately rather!
The dog would just be laughing at me.
Unfortunately long-pig isn't particularly tasty or filling, from what I understand.
Maybe make jerky...
Met a guy who owned a building I worked at. Says no one in the village knew they had been eating human sausages until the ss removed the butcher and his wife.
I've heard the opposite. It has the same meat density as pork (even forms rinds when burned in a fire) and apparently tastes like slightly sweeter pork, hence the name.
Not that I'm advocating cannibalism, mind you, just setting the record straight 😁