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[–] radish@lemmy.blahaj.zone 25 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Curious how you decided what goes where, I'd hardly consider SQL a "Toy Lang" as opposed to a "System Lang"

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world -1 points 15 hours ago (5 children)

That it's an interpreted language rather than a compiled one. Bytecode and interpreted langs get the Toy Lang treatment. At least SQL has floating points.

[–] expr@programming.dev 8 points 10 hours ago

That's... a really dumb definition. And why is C# right in the middle but Java's towards obsolete and toy lang? They both compile to byte code and are overall extremely similar.

[–] marcos@lemmy.world 35 points 14 hours ago

So, it's an almost useless dimension with misleading names? Yeah, it's a good "political compass".

[–] NotSteve_@piefed.ca 3 points 10 hours ago

Nearly my entire company's infrastructure is written in Python and Go so I take offense (even if I would prefer to write anything else other than Python, mostly because I like proper typing )

[–] dreadbeef@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Javascript is compiled, just in time.

[–] marlowe221@lemmy.world 3 points 9 hours ago

This guy JITs 👆

[–] frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 10 hours ago

What's the difference between interpreted and compiled?