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[–] hard_zero1@discuss.tchncs.de 82 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

So basically your code is more functional and has larger throughput, while using resources more efficiently? Great, no need for the superfluous copied part!

[–] danc4498@lemmy.world 46 points 10 hours ago (2 children)
[–] DarkDarkHouse@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 2 hours ago

You have to build it first, so that the customer can say "Exactly! A bus! But it needs to go across water, I don't know what that's called though."

[–] lemmyng@lemmy.ca 15 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Add some pontoons and call it a day.

[–] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 2 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

adds them to the bottom, flips immediately

[–] Xavienth@lemmygrad.ml 1 points 4 hours ago

Add bigger pontoons.