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[–] JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca 10 points 2 hours ago

"Sleek and stylish front end with a reliable, strong and stable back end"

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 10 points 3 hours ago

You made it more scalable? Good work

[–] hard_zero1@discuss.tchncs.de 66 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

So basically your code is more functional and has larger throughput, while using resources more efficiently? Great, no need for the superfluous copied part!

[–] danc4498@lemmy.world 36 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Requirements: Build a boat.

[–] lemmyng@lemmy.ca 13 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Add some pontoons and call it a day.

[–] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 1 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

adds them to the bottom, flips immediately

[–] Xavienth@lemmygrad.ml 1 points 1 hour ago

Add bigger pontoons.

[–] probable_possum@leminal.space 21 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Now throw away the copied part.

[–] NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org 9 points 7 hours ago (1 children)
[–] probable_possum@leminal.space 8 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago) (1 children)

I dare you! You got version control and good unit test coverage after all, no? ;)

[–] Jumuta@sh.itjust.works 6 points 6 hours ago

the part I stole from stackoverflow and the part I stole from reddit:

[–] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 13 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

The front is pretty but useless
The back is functional, flexible and customizable.

[–] BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 12 points 6 hours ago

But the client asked for this:

[–] asdfranger@lemmynsfw.com 6 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

I would genuinely love to ride that bus. Unironically sick af

[–] maxxadrenaline@lemmy.world 2 points 7 hours ago (1 children)
[–] asdfranger@lemmynsfw.com 14 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

Yeah, ducks are sick af too

[–] MadMadBunny@lemmy.ca 4 points 7 hours ago

Chef’s kiss