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submitted 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago) by NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] danc4498@lemmy.world 43 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

Requirements: Build a boat.

[–] DarkDarkHouse@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 1 hour ago

You have to build it first, so that the customer can say "Exactly! A bus! But it needs to go across water, I don't know what that's called though."

[–] lemmyng@lemmy.ca 14 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Add some pontoons and call it a day.

[–] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 1 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

adds them to the bottom, flips immediately

[–] Xavienth@lemmygrad.ml 1 points 2 hours ago

Add bigger pontoons.