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[–] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 1 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

Wish I was normal. I am WAY too socially awkward to start a conversation. Usually I need at least a couple of hours to warm up to somebody.

[–] frostedtrailblazer@lemmy.zip 1 points 10 hours ago

I feel I get that way when I’m out of practice for too long. These days, I just need a bit of coffee and I’m usually good to go with some light small talk lol.

[–] Cethin@lemmy.zip 1 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago) (1 children)

How do you warm up to someone without having a conversation?

[–] papertowels@mander.xyz 6 points 12 hours ago

Stare them straight in the eye while hip thrusting