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[–] Cethin@lemmy.zip 1 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

This reminded me of this date I went on with a girl in college. I don't remember exactly what she said, but she talked about how she killed her pet hamster for a while when she was younger. I don't remember how, but it wasn't an accident IIRC. It's fair to say there wasn't a second date. Lol.