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Everyone's asking, 'Who's Json?', but nobody's asking, 'How's Json?' (programming.dev)
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[–] Avicenna@programming.dev 59 points 3 hours ago (3 children)

alternative scenerio:

Guy: "it turns javascript objects into texts in json format"

Soldier: "He uses javascript, shoot the poor bastard"

[–] bluelabel@lemmy.world 25 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago) (1 children)

Alternative scenario:

Soldier B: Soldier A asked a JavaScript question instead of a software engineering question. He's not a real soldier, shoot him

[–] somegeek@programming.dev 5 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Name 3 UML diagrams and 3 architectures!

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 9 points 54 minutes ago

“It’s ok. Just shoot me.”

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