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Break Things !== Move Fast (sh.itjust.works)

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[–] MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 13 points 5 hours ago

"Everybody knows you can have it done well, fast, or cheap. Pick two."

"No! All three! All the time! Zero drawbacks! All profits and benefits! I am a very good and visionary boss. Have some room temperature Little Caesar's on the house and make me rich."