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[–] PunnyName@lemmy.world 130 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Took me too long to understand why my birthday was always so full of strife.

Turns out, it's the end of the fiscal year.

[–] greygore@lemmy.world 91 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Happy birthday! I got you a government shutdown.

[–] cm0002@piefed.world 51 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Fuck! That's what I got him to!

[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Uhhhhh, we all pooled together to get them a government shutdown?

[–] El_Scapacabra@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 day ago

Aww jeez guys, why did no one tell me? All I got them was a whiny Lemmy comment, this is just embarrassing.