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[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 10 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

This reminds me of that pie chart someone put out several years back where the majority of it was labeled Christian, and the remainder was labeled "other" with the Christian part saying "help! We're being oppressed"

That's how I feel about the US government shutdown right now.

But what do I know? I don't even live in that shithole country.

[–] shawn1122@sh.itjust.works 10 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Christians have a massive persecution and saviour complex. Its a core tenet of the lore.

[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 1 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

I like that you referred to religious dogma as "lore".

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 1 points 6 hours ago (1 children)
[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 hour ago
[–] elbiter@lemmy.world 2 points 17 hours ago

It's somebody else's fault. It always is.

[–] AmericanEconomicThinkTank@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I miss the Car Talk days of NPR, just on my commute to night class today I get to hear them make the statement "Democrats shut down the government."

God this shit is disheartening.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 1 points 6 hours ago

Stop listening

[–] MeThisGuy@feddit.nl 7 points 1 day ago

click and clack the tap it brothers.

and whatever you do.. don't drive like my brother!

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 9 points 1 day ago

is anyone surprised, its meant to prevent the epstein files from being released by thenewly elected house member.

[–] PlexSheep@infosec.pub 21 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Americans need to be introduced to the concept of guillotine

[–] MeThisGuy@feddit.nl 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] shawn1122@sh.itjust.works 1 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Its almost like they had one once.

[–] Auli@lemmy.ca 3 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Oh you mean the one where rich white guys didn't want to pay taxes. So they fit the poors to die for them.

[–] shawn1122@sh.itjust.works 1 points 16 hours ago

Rich white guys trying to use everyone as pawns seems like an accurate descriptor for many wars over the past several centuries. At least they're consistent?

Not all of us, but enough so that this generalization is entirely fair.

[–] SoftestSapphic@lemmy.world 80 points 1 day ago

The Republicans shut down the government to prevent the release of the Epstein files.

[–] NoodlePoint@lemmy.world 67 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I fucking hate bearing witness of a slow collapse of a world power from where I'm sitting at... It's been almost ten months since that fucking day.

This shutdown is just one of the steps towards what amounts to a mafia dictatorship by committee.

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[–] humanspiral@lemmy.ca 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Dem's should amend their demands for congressional reversal of every Trump funding fascism attack. So far that includes $18B in NYC infrastructure funding and $8B in blue state renewable energy funding.

Dems/DNC should tell states to collect federal taxes and fund their states with them, instead of remitting them to US treasury. Or governors should invoke that right in support of ending GOP shutdown.

[–] thatKamGuy@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago (2 children)

As much as this feels like a great idea - companies usually collect and allocate taxes on behalf of companies individuals (payroll, income, sales etc.). I don’t think any major company is going to be brave enough to do openly defy the Federal Government and divert taxes away to state coffers instead.

[–] humanspiral@lemmy.ca 2 points 19 hours ago

Law becomes you pay federal taxes to this state. If you get threatened to pay twice, state would keep what you didn't have to pay Feds, and can unionize against infringement of state rights. A union who's governance would stay open. If government shuts down, dissolve union and have new constitutional convention for states that want this government.

The IRS is reliant on state level agencies cut off communication with the IRS and cut utilities to IRS offices and server buildings. Then strong arm corporations through similar methods, oh Amazon doesn't want to give the states the federal taxes? Congrats permanent road construction in front of all facilities and no electricity.

[–] PunnyName@lemmy.world 130 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Took me too long to understand why my birthday was always so full of strife.

Turns out, it's the end of the fiscal year.

[–] greygore@lemmy.world 91 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Happy birthday! I got you a government shutdown.

[–] cm0002@piefed.world 51 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Fuck! That's what I got him to!

[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Uhhhhh, we all pooled together to get them a government shutdown?

[–] El_Scapacabra@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 day ago

Aww jeez guys, why did no one tell me? All I got them was a whiny Lemmy comment, this is just embarrassing.

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 24 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Just a form letter at this point.

Republicans do ________. 

Republicans blame everyone else for the negative results.
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[–] frazw@lemmy.world 88 points 2 days ago (12 children)

The party that practically trademarked government shutdowns now want you to believe they aren't responsible and would never want such a thing.

Even though we ordered our representatives not to negotiate and we ordered them not to show up when the Democrats all did. We really wanted to avoid this. Yeah right.

I kinda would have liked to see what would have happened if the Democrats said yes to all their demands.

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[–] myfunnyaccountname@lemmy.zip 33 points 1 day ago

Say it with me kids…. “sleepy joe!” Or something. I dunnno. Trump is a pedo btw.

[–] NovaSel@lemmy.world 36 points 1 day ago (5 children)

Ok what the hell is going on? I know the American government has "shutdown" before but don't Trump's party have a majority in both houses of congress? What's in the way of them doing...whatever it is they want to do?

[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 42 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This is another method to destroy the government. They are planning to use the shutdown for mass layoffs. Here's a quick video explaining the topic.

[–] ilinamorato@lemmy.world 21 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I'm not in a situation where I can watch videos right now, but I've heard this argument and I don't buy it. Are you telling me that this regime, which has been flouting laws and regulations and norms to do mass layoffs already, and shrugging at every judicial slap on the wrist that has come as a result, even to the point of bringing in a private citizen to go around with a chainsaw and destroy workforces and agencies he doesn't understand— you're telling me that this regime, the most lawless in recent American history, the one that cares far more about appearances and feelings than facts and is so disorganized as to have trouble organizing a church potluck, this one— they suddenly have their act together enough and value the rule of law enough to engineer an unbelievably unpopular government shutdown, in order to justify an unbelievably unpopular layoffs of government workers, when they could clearly just do it anyway with no repercussions?

Yeah, I don't buy it. I don't see any 4D chess here, I just see tic-tac-toe being played in elephant manure.

[–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The courts ordered many of those people fired by DOGE cuts to be returned to their jobs.

This is a way to starve those people out in a way that the courts can’t intervene.

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