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Anon buys a game for the switch 2 (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 day ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] AtariDump@lemmy.world 6 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

I remember hiring games…

What games did you hire? I wonder how good link would be at gardening. I know I’d take Mario as a plumber. Samus as an exterminator?

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 2 points 14 hours ago

Samus who won't kill the baby bug, thus creating a bigger problem.

[–] skulblaka@sh.itjust.works 4 points 17 hours ago

Samus as an exterminator?

I prefer my home free of missile damage thanks