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[–] ASK_ME_ABOUT_LOOM@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 days ago (7 children)

It's like an AP Honors US History book

Tell me you don't know what the fuck you're talking about without telling me you don't know what the fuck you're talking about.

[–] zalgotext@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 days ago (6 children)

Can someone tell me what they're trying to say with that line? Does someone in the Monster marketing department think the covers of history textbooks are... Exciting?

[–] ASK_ME_ABOUT_LOOM@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

"This isn't a drink for some woke liberal blue-haired nerd!"

It almost feels like negging. They're somehow trying to appeal to the non-nerd by playing up fake nerd cred? I don't know. It's entirely too confusing.

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