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[–] TabbsTheBat@pawb.social 0 points 5 days ago (4 children)

Guys I asked ChatGPT for a secure code for my website; is this correct:

if getting.hacked == true; don't

[–] mitch@piefed.mitch.science 0 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Most InfoSec researchers are unaware that most hackers can be stopped by saying "please."

[–] TabbsTheBat@pawb.social 0 points 5 days ago (1 children)

"Remember kids: if you're being robbed just say "no". They can't do anything without your consent"

[–] mitch@piefed.mitch.science 0 points 5 days ago (1 children)

echo "echo "\Please don't hack me. I'm just a little guy. 👶"\" > ~/.bashrc

[–] ulterno@programming.dev 1 points 4 days ago

Good that you escaped wrong, or you would have nuked your .bashrc.

  • \ comes before the thing you are escaping
  • > ⇒ overwrite from start. >> to append
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