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[–] janus2@lemmy.zip 62 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (25 children)

> pretending to be a girl online so that i can get just a little attention from a human being for once
> talking to this guy, seems really sweet and we have a bunch of common interests
> mfw i actually start to really care about this guy
> he alludes to abandonment issues in his past
> ohno.jpg
> panic, tell him i have to go to bed
> try to go to bed but can't sleep from guilt
> can't bring myself to message him the truth that i am a girlpretender attention whore
> decide just blocking him is the least painful option for both of us
am i a bad person?

[–] Samsy@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 day ago (22 children)

I bet everyone has pretended to be the opposite sex online. Maybe just for the giggles. But anyone who does that all the time, straight to hell.

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 1 points 1 day ago

Thanks for the suggestion. I never thought about it!

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