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[–] Samsy@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 day ago (5 children)

I bet everyone has pretended to be the opposite sex online. Maybe just for the giggles. But anyone who does that all the time, straight to hell.

[–] TheSlad@sh.itjust.works 10 points 18 hours ago (3 children)

I never have on purpose, but in games i like to play as female characters. This was very useful in runescape back in the mid-2000s. Desperate guys would just asume you were a girl IRL and give you free shit asking to be your boyfriend.

[–] PhobosAnomaly@feddit.uk 1 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago) (1 children)

I got a load of grief for playing Fortnite as Penny, mainly from a family friend who kept banging on about "oh look, that's his type there!" or "like a buxom blonde, do you?"

I'm like motherfucker she's British and she's an engineer so I'm choosing to play as her because that's awesome as fuck, not because what's between the legs you fucking buffoon

If she'd started popping off about just playing Fortnite I'd have been "yeah fair enough mate, maybe I am a shithead" but the whole implied "you're a guy so you must fancy her if you're using a girl model" just really got on my tits... to use a poorly timed expression.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 1 points 59 seconds ago

I only ever played beta Fortnite, so I don't really know who we're talking about, but I thought all of the characters were generic, I didn't know there were classes.

[–] Malfeasant@lemmy.world 6 points 11 hours ago

I play guitar hero as Casey Lynch. I figure why play as who you look like when you can play as who you want to look at?

If I were going for accuracy to body type, I'd have to pick Lars Umlaut...

[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 2 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

All my WoW alts were female because my then-girlfriend thought dudes were giving her all kinds of stuff because she was such a good healer. To prove a point I made a level 1 female character and undressed on the Orgrimmar mailbox, and made more gold than her main had in like 10 minutes. Sleeping on the couch was so worth it.

[–] abfarid@startrek.website 5 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

That's kind of a weird assumption. What qualifies as pretending? I don't think I have ever done that.

[–] Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world 14 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago) (4 children)

I'm a woman on Lemmy with a gender-neutral username, which means I don't have to try to "pretend" anything - people assume I'm a guy by default. Hell, it also happened back when I was on Reddit and used a female-coded username, which is even more confusing.

I can only imagine the gender performances these guys are putting on if they're able to easily convince others that they're women. Some people apparently take "there are no women on the internet" literally and can't seem to process when women appear online (in a non-porn context, at least. Which is really disheartening.) I've had people full-on argue with me that I couldn't really be female, because I once posted a picture that included my hand and apparently it "wasn't feminine enough." (That's what I get for keeping my nails short and disliking nail polish, I guess. Who knew even women's hands are expecting to conform to rigid gender expectations?)

[–] Malfeasant@lemmy.world 7 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

imagine the gender performances these guys are putting on

Hello, fellow woman. Would you like to go to the bathroom together and have periods?

[–] MotoAsh@lemmy.world 3 points 10 hours ago

Sorry, I already had my period at lunch. Maybe later for dinner periods?

[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 3 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago)

back on reddit almost everyone was a white young middle class male westerner, so that was my default assumption. and i rarely read usernames there.

lemmy breaks this for me because it sounds like people want to be themselves much more. feels way more free and diverse, and its nice.

[–] stingpie@lemmy.world 5 points 18 hours ago

There can't be women online, that's impossible! Websites aren't pointlessly gendered!

[–] mr_satan@lemmy.zip 2 points 18 hours ago

Being a woman is gay, so you must be fake.

Conclusion, women on the internet are fake and gay.

[–] RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz 1 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Say you're a girl when you aren't a girl in order to fool the other person into thinking that you're a girl

[–] abfarid@startrek.website 3 points 13 hours ago

So if men playing as female avatars in games don't count (that openly admit to it), then I would say it's probably a very small group of men who actually do that.

[–] janus2@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

or straight to therapy and hopefully a trans supportive community haha (not that it would excuse catfishing)

[–] Diurnambule@jlai.lu 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I try to not reveal my gender when speaking online. I don't fell it pertinent and it is nice to be able to act which ever role you chose to at the moment.

[–] burntbacon@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 18 hours ago

Bingo, bango! Whenever gender comes up, I flip a coin for what I'll answer. With rare exception, gender is meaningless in most places and is only being used by the other side as a red herring at best.

[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 day ago (2 children)

i got mad gp from pretending to be the opposite sex in runescape

[–] burntbacon@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 18 hours ago

I had an acquaintance who used a voice changer on dnd online, and was both given crazy loot and allowed to act like an absolute ass without consequence. It's amazing how thirsty some folks can be.

[–] RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz 1 points 19 hours ago

For me it was Habbo Hotel. I'm hearing this sort of shit is rampant on Roblox. It's nice to know kids are keeping some traditions alive.

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 1 points 22 hours ago

Thanks for the suggestion. I never thought about it!