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i have questions about this butthole shaving (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
submitted 1 month ago by ChadMcTruth@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world
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  • 1 why would toilet paper be cheaper if you shave your butthole
  • 2 whats so fun about shaving your butthole
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[–] phdepressed@sh.itjust.works 43 points 1 month ago (3 children)

You use less toilet paper after shitting if poop isnt caught in your ass hair. It happens to the hairer people though diet can mitigate it.

Anal is a lot less fun if hair in a sensitive area is getting tugged on or pulled out. Friction is not your friend when a penis (or other object) is going into an orifice.

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I got this, just let me grab the duct tape. Now, deep breath...

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

If you're using that tape for ducting, you're gonna have a bad time. 🤌🏼

[–] miked@piefed.social 3 points 1 month ago

Thank you. I didn't know the second part but it makes sense.

[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 2 points 1 month ago

Thankyou for doing the research.