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  • 1 why would toilet paper be cheaper if you shave your butthole
  • 2 whats so fun about shaving your butthole
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[–] KoboldCoterie@pawb.social 130 points 1 month ago (5 children)

why would toilet paper be cheaper if you shave your butthole

Imagine wiping peanut butter off of a tile floor vs. wiping it out of a shag carpet.

[–] SuiXi3D@fedia.io 51 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Now imagine pressure washing it.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 22 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Now imagine just leaving it alone like nature intended.

[–] fan0m@lemmy.world 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Well then you can have all of my dingleberries. I don’t want them

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 3 points 1 month ago

No dingleberries if you're shaven...

[–] Denjin@feddit.uk 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Exactly! Just like we do with preventable illnesses and poor eyesight.

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[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Let it drip-dry then pick off the larger chunks with your fingernails

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

It's like cast iron. At some point you build up a nice protective seasoning. You're gonna wanna keep that.

[–] HereIAm@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

My dogs love peanut butter!

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[–] Apeman42@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago (2 children)

No one thinks about the stubble though. One you shave it you gotta commit.

Imagine wiping peanut butter out of shag carpet vs astroturf.

[–] fodor@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 month ago

I think if you tried it you'd find out that you're wrong. The stubble is not a major issue ... is what you might realize.

[–] ReiRose@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I think the Sam Vimes theory of socioeconomic unfairness can be applied here. If you can afford the electrolysis you never have to shave again and save on TP forever

[–] BluesF@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Believe me, the cost of electrolysis is NOT the money. Keep that torture device away from my nethers, tyvm.

[–] ChadMcTruth@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 month ago (2 children)

is shag carpet rated toilet paper more expensive

[–] KoboldCoterie@pawb.social 22 points 1 month ago

No, but you sure need more of it.

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[–] phdepressed@sh.itjust.works 43 points 1 month ago (3 children)

You use less toilet paper after shitting if poop isnt caught in your ass hair. It happens to the hairer people though diet can mitigate it.

Anal is a lot less fun if hair in a sensitive area is getting tugged on or pulled out. Friction is not your friend when a penis (or other object) is going into an orifice.

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I got this, just let me grab the duct tape. Now, deep breath...

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

If you're using that tape for ducting, you're gonna have a bad time. 🤌🏼

[–] miked@piefed.social 3 points 1 month ago

Thank you. I didn't know the second part but it makes sense.

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[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 27 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Shaving? Just use nair.

warning: you may not want to read this, it's an epic and old reddit copypasta from a magazine about uh, nair-ing the hair off your starfish. it's profanely hilarious.

you were warned.

[–] CrowAirbrush@lemmy.world 3 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Goddamn the warning wasn't misplaced x'D

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[–] toomanypancakes@piefed.world 21 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Who wants a hairy chocolate starfish? Not I.

[–] toy_boat_toy_boat@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

it just gives you poops a bit more fwoosh

[–] ReiRose@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Rusty Sheriff's star

[–] DrDystopia@lemy.lol 13 points 1 month ago (3 children)

whats so fun about shaving your butthole

Nothing, that's why I epilate my butteye.

[–] Jax@sh.itjust.works 21 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I don't like those words and how you did them

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[–] saltesc@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Shave?

That sounds incredibly sketchy. Just use wax strips.

[–] shittydwarf@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 month ago (6 children)

A lighter will make quick work of it too

[–] chaogomu@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Just don't pass gas.

Remember kids, if you want to light a fart, do it through your pants.

I knew a guy who did not. He had burns inside his large intestine.

[–] waterSticksToMyBalls@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It helps if you don't stick the lighter up your ass

[–] chaogomu@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Do you have a backflow regulator on your asshole? My friend didn't.

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago

Obviously. Your friend must be an older model. They come standard now.

[–] tpihkal@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

That's the entire reason for lighting farts on fire.

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[–] village604@adultswim.fan 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Wax strips? That sounds messy. Just get an epilator.

[–] Wren@lemmy.today 5 points 1 month ago

Epilator? That sounds messy. Just laser your crack bush.

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[–] Socialism_Everyday@reddthat.com 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Order a bidet attachment for your toilet, wash your fucking ass!

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[–] etherphon@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago (2 children)

all good til it starts to grow back

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You just gotta keep up with it. There will be initial irritation as your skin adjusts to being shaved, but after a week or so it's a non issue.

[–] etherphon@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Yeah, I'm just saying, you have to keep doing it otherwise when the hair grows back it's prickly as hell.

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[–] HatchetHaro@pawb.social 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

i've shaved my butthole and let it fully grow back many times, and i've never felt prickly down there. weird i'm not experiencing the discomfort that most people who shave their butthole do.

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[–] HatchetHaro@pawb.social 9 points 1 month ago (2 children)

have you considered just washing your ass?

[–] toy_boat_toy_boat@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

don't be silly now

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[–] al_Kaholic@lemmynsfw.com 9 points 1 month ago

Followed to save more money tips!

[–] OmegaMouse@pawb.social 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I've actually thought about this before - more people should shave/trim their butt hair (at least the hair around your hole). It just makes the whole experience better. And then ideally get a bidet.

[–] Devjavu@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

You have no idea how dense it is down there. We do not go down there.

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[–] desmosthenes@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago
[–] notsure@fedia.io 3 points 1 month ago

...oh, you...

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