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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon is a fact checker (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 12 hours ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] latenightnoir@lemmy.blahaj.zone 53 points 5 hours ago (3 children)

Yeah, totally! Getting my dick wet is precisely the kind of emotional and intellectual connection I'm missing! The penis is my data transfer cable.

[–] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 1 points 1 minute ago* (last edited 1 minute ago)

TBF, they seem closely correlated. Unless you or your partner are asexual, very religious or have severe mental/physical health issues, it seems unlikely that you'll find the emotional intimacy we expect from romantic relationships but won't get any sex.

[–] 0ops@piefed.zip 4 points 50 minutes ago

The penis is my data transfer cable.

That could almost be a CAKE lyric

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 1 hour ago

[USB Connection sound]

Remember to safely unmount