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The Six Stages of Code Grief (suppo.fi)
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[–] cloudy1999@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 months ago
  1. N-deep loops mixed with gotos, throws, multiple returns, and mixed memory management contracts.

#include "globals.h"

// please help