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[–] Xerxos@lemmy.ml 38 points 2 weeks ago

Perhaps Superman has cheat days? You know, to stay sane?

Police Chief: "So we release these people and you hunt them for sports?"

Superman: "Pretty much, yeah. It's my cheat day!"

Police Chief: "But with your super speed and x-ray vision they really have no chance!"

Superman: "Do the animals have a chance when you hunt them? It's just for fun!"

Police Chief: "But why Republican politicians?"

Superman: "Even on my cheat day, I still like to do good."