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"Lamers"?!? What are you, like 90 years old?
I guess cringeheads would be more hip and funky with the young cool cats
I will not be taking questions on how I recognise the extreme agedness of your terminology.
Don't be a jive turkey fool, lad. Just be groovy about it and don't mellow the poor fellow's swing.
Indubitably.
Verily. Forsooth.
Copacetic.
and you learn to accept it
you know, it's so pathetic
No need, it's obvious you are a cringehead lamer.
Taxi Driver, And Justice For All, Undergrads, Fritz The Cat, and this one dude who I saw who talked and looked like the pimp in Taxi Driver but was fatter and had sorta Tripp Pants. Seattle's wild dude
EDIT: We also gotta bring hip back. In certain old movies, it sounds like fresh, genuine slang. Not like nowadays where it sounds like someone who is out of touch. Must be tone and context.
That's Harvey Keitel!
Lol that's like AOL-era slang. I used to boot the lamers offline with punterz.
I'm so fucking old.
Gotta get that ubermicro
lamer spotted
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That just looks like those creepy supplement grandpas now tho
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