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Anon is eyemaxxing (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 months ago by Object@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] dgdft@lemmy.world 84 points 3 months ago (3 children)

A lack of eyes disqualifies a man as eastern Roman Emperor. It’s understandable that many women would find that a dealbreaker.

To train eye strength, I recommend looking at things. Reading picture books can help stimulate hypertrophy as well.

[–] affenlehrer@feddit.org 30 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Sleep with a lot of REM could help too. It's basically HIIT for the eyes.

[–] The_Surviv0r@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 months ago

Sure but which REM album exactly?

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